A Lady

Anticipation for Snoop Dogg. Snoop Doggy Dogg.

Someone definitely peed in our fucking oven last Thursday night. Thanks.

The Holiday is about time off from work (or holiday pay), good food, family and vodka.
Oh its, boozin' time folks.

I have the weekend off. YAY!

Scraper biker oh so hyper.

I shaved Quinton's head. He may not be speaking to me for a few days, weeks, er. Um. Oh.
Woah.

Ben attacked me with his face the other morning. Rammed right into my lip and busted it. It stings and burns and stings and burns whenever I talk, eat, sit quietly. I fucking miss LuLu.
My car was ransacked last night. I am a retard and left my tips in the console and now they're gone. Just $25, but man that sucks. I need all the bucks I can get so I can pay my pimp. That and the assholes just left a huge mess.
I HATE PEOPLE TODAY.

As I was moving furniture last night I scared LuLu as she was sitting on the window sill. I watched her fly out the window and down to the driveway.
Henry and I found her briefly. She wasn't hurt from the "jump". We couldn't catch her and instead found a few racoons.
Minutes later there was a set of two howling shrieks in the dark.
teh major suckage.

I believe I just witnessed the first successful moth-attack executed by my furry renegade assassin duo.

We got a new home!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are going to have an impromptu potluck. Who is in?
7:30pm at Myrtle Edwards.

EDIT:
I am making Taboule Salad.

I love being in the San Juans.

Ha ha ha, check your spam count.

( my cult my lovely lady cult )

After my long ass lecture I went and saw the Bruce Naumann exhibit at the Henry. A wild ride indeed. When I saw Carsten Holler's Neon Circle I thought I was coming down with epilepsy, that was a pretty physical reaction. However, when I stepped inside I was able to hallucinate just fine within the marching neon tubes. For anyone who wants to see some good political art the exhibit closes on Sunday. As always the first stop was at the James Tyrell Skyscape. I sit in there and every single time I think to myself how much I want a room like that somewhere in my house or on my property. Maybe someday.
"Fuck and Live"

Also, I like Elvis Costello, The Proclaimers and Beck a lot today. Not sure what that's all about.

ALSO My parents are moving. If ANYONE would like to earn some money whilst working in the beautiful weather my parents are willing to pay ANYONE to move their heavy shit. Today, tomorrow and Sunday.  (Henry you're not allowed to talk about the C clamps)

So far today I have made six Foss flags, one trip to the bank and answered the phone only about 10 times. This is a slow Friday. I'll be out of here soon.

Wow. First of all I thought I heard Jay Leno introduce Carrie Bradshaw. But its really Terry Bradshaw. Definitely not Carrie Bradshaw. And he's really Jay bashing, woah. Called Jay fat and puny. Poor Jay.

Switching to Letterman now.

I saw George Clinton and Parliament last night.

I just gave the pussies a much needed bath. They always remind me of the little soulless urchins trapped inside Ursula's lair in the Little Mermaid. Their eyes sort of look like this (0)(0) when I finish rinsing them. LuLu is a fucking terror. I was smart and trimmed her nails before the bath this time but she still got me pretty good. At one point she was gripping the faucet and water just sprayed everywhere. Ben howls a few times and then gives in. Big pussy.

Holy shit this place is just a huge mess. Lets just take the broom, go across the floor with it and push it all into a garbage bag.

So, I can't recall if it was a David Sedaris story or from James Frey's "memoir" but I feel like I'm groping for things to fill myself with. In the story he's taking a straw to the floor and snorting up anything and everything he can because he's run out of coke and pot and everything. I think its just that I don't have any homework and I'm feeling a little bored. Henry left a huge pile of dried mud on the floor.
I really liked A Million Little Pieces fiction, whatever, just saying.


Note: Amanda, please stop chewing on the inside of your cheek and biting your nails, there is plenty of food in the house. K, thanks.
-Betch

Hi guys.
I'm really needy today.
I want to smoosh my face next to yours.
Grumpy as always and a little twitchy.
Bring me tuna?

<3 ben

Ok, interview went AWESOME A-W-E-S-O-M-E. I was prepared and very smiley. I get the call this afternoon for the yay or nay. Woot! Oi I need a job badly.